sentinulfuri:

powertrolls:

"Well first things first. Our guests will be sleeping in a bed and now on the floor. We can’t have a special guest such as you sleeping on some dirty floor. Secondly make sure not to wash my helmet. If it short circuits i have to get it repaired. But without it in total i’m blind as ever."

/_ I’m not sure why I would wash your helmet, but okay. I’ve never slept on a bed before. Do you have halal foods, or am I going to have to go vegetarian for a few nights? _\

/_ If you don’t know, basically, I can’t eat anything slaughtered in an inhumane way or any pork. I can eat all sorts of fish though, as long as it didn’t die of natural causes. _\

"Hmm. What about good ol’ french fries? They aren’t made of animal. Unless potatoes are animals then hey."

silentsaviorandfriends, rolalondes, stravvberryneko and mypoorfantrolls walked up to Nanomi.

silentsaviorandfriends:

powertrolls:

silentsaviorandfriends:

powertrolls:

"IT SURE IS. I COMMAND THE DEMONS OF HELL THEMSELVES."

it sounds like your job is pretty fucking sweet! by the way, my name is cygnus! what’s yours?

"I AM NANOMI NURASU."

well, it’s nice to meet you! anyway, nanomi- my lusus kicked me outta my hive for a little while, and i was just on my way back, so i probably should get going. she gets worried if i’m out for more than a few hours after she kicks me out. anyway, i hope to see you around, queen nurasu. it was interesting to meetcha!

Cygnus ==> Give the queen an exaggerated bow before waving and starting to stroll back towards your hive, grinning to yourself.

"HMM. WHAT A NICE TROLL."

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

"I AM SORRY MY LOVE. I-I MEAN DEAR. DEAR. I MEANT DEAR. BUT YES. I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THAT. I’LL GO BUY YOU SOME FOOD."

Nanomi ==> You fucked up. Quick, close the portal.

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hey girl, calm your rumble spheres. its all good, it just means your comfortable with me, i appreciate it despite it being really fucking weird.

>You raise the hand cupped in your owns to lightly pat it with your free hand.

"WELL ALRIGHT THEN. SAY UH, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?"

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well, i dont do much. my hobbies are mostly cooking and cleaning. i do attend local bars often through. i dont mind a few drinks.

"HMM. WHAT IF I BUY YOU DRINKS?"

silentsaviorandfriends, rolalondes, stravvberryneko and mypoorfantrolls walked up to Nanomi.

silentsaviorandfriends:

powertrolls:

silentsaviorandfriends:

powertrolls:

"THAT IS IF YOU DON’T GO TO HEAVEN."

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heaven seems pretty fucking boring from what i’ve heard. perfection all day every day?

Cygnus==> Shrug it out.

but whatever! honestly no matter what anybody tells or shows me i think you die and that’s it! unless you’re a ghost, because, y’know, ghosts are everywhere. but being queen of hell seems fucking radical.

"IT SURE IS. I COMMAND THE DEMONS OF HELL THEMSELVES."

it sounds like your job is pretty fucking sweet! by the way, my name is cygnus! what’s yours?

"I AM NANOMI NURASU."

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

"I AM SORRY MY LOVE. I-I MEAN DEAR. DEAR. I MEANT DEAR. BUT YES. I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THAT. I’LL GO BUY YOU SOME FOOD."

Nanomi ==> You fucked up. Quick, close the portal.

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hey girl, calm your rumble spheres. its all good, it just means your comfortable with me, i appreciate it despite it being really fucking weird.

>You raise the hand cupped in your owns to lightly pat it with your free hand.

"WELL ALRIGHT THEN. SAY UH, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?"

eternalveranai:

powertrolls:

Z - thiis ruuns oon noo peeooplee buut fuueel. thee maachiinee haas beeeen moodeeleed aafteer thee iinfaamoouus bluue faalcoon froom thee gaame F-ZERO. thee traack wiill bee maadee ooveer seeaa.

♌~But

♌~Why over the sea?

♌~Do you have any idea how quickly sea dwellers would destroy such a thing? We’re incredibly territorial you know.

Z - thee traack wiill bee oonee huundreed feeeet iin thee aiir. soo theey woon’t reeaach. ii haavee thee eentiiree maap foor thee traack plaanneed oouut.

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

 

"YOU’RE WELCOME MADAME. BUT HERE’S THE THING. I’M NOT LYING. I HOPE THIS DOESN’T SCARE YOU OFF BUT."

Nanomi ==> Turn around and open a portal to reveal the gateway to hell.

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>Aw fuck. Why are the cute ones always so fucked up?

man, ive seen some shit in my short pathetic life, lets not add to the list already.

"I AM SORRY MY LOVE. I-I MEAN DEAR. DEAR. I MEANT DEAR. BUT YES. I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THAT. I’LL GO BUY YOU SOME FOOD."

Nanomi ==> You fucked up. Quick, close the portal.

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

"I DO NOT FEAR BANKRUPTCY. I MUST TELL YOU A SECRET MY DEAR. I AM THE QUEEN OF HELL ITSELF."

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>Youre not quite sure about that, deciding to shrug it off as some FLARP thing.

well, im very lucky you took me out, your highness.

"YOU’RE WELCOME MADAME. BUT HERE’S THE THING. I’M NOT LYING. I HOPE THIS DOESN’T SCARE YOU OFF BUT."

Nanomi ==> Turn around and open a portal to reveal the gateway to hell.

eternalveranai:

powertrolls:

Z - iit’s fiinee. thee thiing iis ii’vee maadee aa prootootypee foor aa maachiinee thaat caan bee uuseed too reeaach thee speeed oof soouund aand caan bee uuseed foor iimprooviing raaciing!”

♌~Can’t we already do that?

♌~With psionics and whatnot I mean??

Z - thiis ruuns oon noo peeooplee buut fuueel. thee maachiinee haas beeeen moodeeleed aafteer thee iinfaamoouus bluue faalcoon froom thee gaame F-ZERO. thee traack wiill bee maadee ooveer seeaa.

kirstinstrolls:

powertrolls:

 

"WHY DON’T I GET YOU A GOOD OLD FASHION PACK OF 8 CHEESEBURGERS?"

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well, i dont want to make you go bankrupt or anything. one would be just fine dear, i cant pay you back after all.

"I DO NOT FEAR BANKRUPTCY. I MUST TELL YOU A SECRET MY DEAR. I AM THE QUEEN OF HELL ITSELF."