"Well first things first. Our guests will be sleeping in a bed and now on the floor. We can’t have a special guest such as you sleeping on some dirty floor. Secondly make sure not to wash my helmet. If it short circuits i have to get it repaired. But without it in total i’m blind as ever."
/_ I’m not sure why I would wash your helmet, but okay. I’ve never slept on a bed before. Do you have halal foods, or am I going to have to go vegetarian for a few nights? _\
/_ If you don’t know, basically, I can’t eat anything slaughtered in an inhumane way or any pork. I can eat all sorts of fish though, as long as it didn’t die of natural causes. _\
"Hmm. What about good ol’ french fries? They aren’t made of animal. Unless potatoes are animals then hey."